Once upon a time in the vast realm of the interwebs, the mighty
MSTR® guild, led by the legendary Sir Saylor, embarked on a quest
to amass the shiniest digital treasures known as Bitcoins. But,
the guild didn't stop there! Harnessing the power of meme magic,
they unveiled the $MSTR token, which was whispered among the
netizens to hold the power to moon beyond the stars. Every hodler,
meme merchant, and digital knight knew: aligning with the MSTR
guild was the ticket to untold generational wealthy. 'STONKS ONLY
GO UP, SER!' became the rallying cry, echoing across the cyber
valleys and pixelated mountains.